Last week the Russians were absolutely definitely going to maybe invade Ukraine on Wednesday. It was official.
Unfortunately, Vlad ‘The Bad’ Putin failed in his duty to follow the script. But never fear, our dear leaders have chosen to give him a second chance. This time, they sent out Joe Biden to proclaim ‘war within days’.
To help with the war effort, Justin ‘Great Hair’ Trudeau has ordered his troops to put down the peasant revolt that has invaded Ottawa. Truck drivers and their bouncy castles defiled the honor of Canada and that could not be allowed.
Oh, and over 20% of Gen-Z consider themselves, LGBTQ.